- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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