- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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