- Anti Joke

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.