- Anti Joke

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Whats worse than a joke? This

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.