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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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