- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??