Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Women can vote? WTF

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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knock knock come in !

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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