- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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