- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

tim has no humor

A bar walks into a man

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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