- Anti Joke

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

A woman walks out of the kitchen.