What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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feminists.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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