- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

404 Error: Joke not found

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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