- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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