What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Bob Saget

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

copy me and i will kill you

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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