- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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