- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What would u like to drink?

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

MySpace.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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