A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

A car walks into a bar.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Kameron Brown is gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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