why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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