Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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cory

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What is the name of the car? What

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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