Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

sorry got to poo

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What hurts like hell? HELL

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

poop.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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