- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??