Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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okay so theres this guy.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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