- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Sex

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Fox News

What comes after 69? 70

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

9/11 my birthday

A woman wears a dress.

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