- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

mitchell palmer sucks

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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