Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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