Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Hello penis

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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