- Anti Joke

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.