roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why? Why not?

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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