- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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