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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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