- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Suck pussy

Knock Knock. Come in.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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