- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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