- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Thats what she said

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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