Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

You know what's funny? Rape

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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