A person from Singapore eats

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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