- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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