- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Anti Joke

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