- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Yo Momma So Fat!

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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