2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

women's rights

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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