there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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