Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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