Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A storm be brewin!

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Grace Ackerson

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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