What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Indians

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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