Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What's a joke? Funny

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Yo mama so fat.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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