- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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