- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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