A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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69

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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im watching you..

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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oh hey.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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