- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

you dint have to be a jew matt

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