The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

12 niqqa 12.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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