There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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