- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

8===D

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Women's rights.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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