- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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