There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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