Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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THE GAME

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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