What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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KONY 2012

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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