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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

So, same time tomorrow then?

A sober Irish individual.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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