Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

KONY 2012

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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