What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Once upon a time

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Pianos.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Women's rights

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

who's a slut... you're mom

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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