- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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