whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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learn. advance!

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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