One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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