- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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