- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Indians

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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