A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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PENIS lol

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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whats 7+4? 74

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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