- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Obama lin Baden.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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