- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why so serious? Your brother died.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Me Neither.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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