What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Your face is hilarious.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

My wife made me a sandwich

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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