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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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