how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Manchester City

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Massie is a fatass

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