A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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