- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What are annoying? Ads.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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