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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

So I was walking down the road today

A young baby died.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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