- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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