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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

my whole life!

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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