What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Smelly Indians.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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