Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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