Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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