- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

You had better thumbs up this post.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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